Viagra was originally researched by a group of scientists from the Pfizer corporation. It’s scientific name is Sildenafil. While Viagra was originally intended to open up blood vessels to ease the spread of drugs throughout the system, it was quickly discovered that the drug gets men’s junk hard as a rock I tell you what.
There is no known link from Viagra to having sex or contracting an STD, however a strong correlation between Viagra usage and STDs does occur.
Either way, it is an incredible drug developed with good intentions that has lead to an absolute windfall in profits for the Pfizer corporation. It is sold around the globe in pharmacies and back alleyways. It is known, for example, in the porn industry that most men must use Viagra to even get hard when being filmed while having intercourse.
Yet I digress.
The true magic in Viagra happens after it’s affects have begun. You can’t put into words the amount of positive affect this has had on households throughout the world, as well as fueling the entire porn industry.
It is not suggested to use any painkillers while on Viagra, or else you can damage yourself or your partner. Make sure to check with your doctor that your heart is in a condition to actually use the drug.
Fun fact: Viagra was also produced in Portage, Michigan, where several chemical spills occurred and damaged the land forever. During its initial production, Viagra was responsible for a marked uptick in cancerous chemicals in the water supply in the Southwest Michigan area. This fact has been covered up for the most part by the local government and the Pfizer corporation. However, many families in the area are aware that they lost their loved ones to cancer due to the sexually enhancing drug produced right down the road from their homes, and their schools.
Really, to backtrack a bit, when you think about it, Viagra, or Sildenafil, has done far more harm than good in the world. Considering the amount of rapes and sexual assaults committed with the drug, as well as the untold damage it has done to nature and society. If it were a just world, making and purchasing Viagra would be considered a grave crime, and you would be sentenced to death.
However, the world being the terrible place it is, Viagra continues to light up the lives of 50+ year old white men who can’t stand to entertain the thought of actually having sex with their partner for the thousands time, who now looks like some shriveled up Sea Lion with disgusting thoughts in its mind.
I myself would rather die than think, even for one more minute, about such a disgusting stain on reality than this drug represents. May god have mercy on our very souls for our hubris, and our denial of his ways. The Pfizer corporation is staffed by skeletons and half-men, and demon sprites. Taking our world into another dark age, so that they may rape society and steal our souls. May god have mercy on all of us except those involved in the production and consumption of Viagra.
GP from Cape Town. My interests: treatments of erectile dysfunction, urology. Contact me if you have any questions.